- DVD cases. Like, just the cases, they don't even need the DVDs.
- Caden: to be allowed to pull Brooklyn's hair.
- Brooklyn: for Caden to stop pulling my hair.
- Windows.
- Blinds for the windows.
- Things to stack (well, for mommy and daddy to stack) that they can knock over. Again. And again. And again.
- Longer bathtimes. Like until they are completely prunes and as warm as icicles. Actually, let's just live in the bathtub.
- Food. Mostly cereal puffs, cheese, scrambled eggs, and turkey.
- Tissue paper.
- Plastic bags.
- Electronics cords.
- Also, electronics. Expensive ones. A laptop, iPad, and/or iPhone would all be acceptable. Probably a DSLR camera, too.
- To be allowed into the bathroom.
- To be allowed to play with the toilet in the bathroom.
- Cabinet doors. (For banging.)
- Mirrors.
- A TV remote.
- Basically don't waste your money on anything that is actually a toy.
