The Twins' Christmas Wish List


  • Laundry baskets.
  • DVD cases.  Like, just the cases, they don't even need the DVDs.
  • Caden: to be allowed to pull Brooklyn's hair.
  • Brooklyn: for Caden to stop pulling my hair.
  • Windows.
  • Blinds for the windows.
  • Things to stack (well, for mommy and daddy to stack) that they can knock over.  Again.  And again.  And again.
  • Longer bathtimes.  Like until they are completely prunes and as warm as icicles.  Actually, let's just live in the bathtub.

  • Food.  Mostly cereal puffs, cheese, scrambled eggs, and turkey.
  • Tissue paper.
  • Plastic bags.
  • Electronics cords.
  •  Also, electronics.  Expensive ones.  A laptop, iPad, and/or iPhone would all be acceptable.  Probably a DSLR camera, too.
  • Empty cardboard boxes.


  • To be allowed into the bathroom.
  • To be allowed to play with the toilet in the bathroom.
  • Cabinet doors. (For banging.)
  • Mirrors.

  • A TV remote.
  • Basically don't waste your money on anything that is actually a toy.