So You've Gotten Your Right Foot Stuck Through the Crib Slats

1)  Attempt to pull right foot out from crib slats by scooting self forward.
2)  Manage to get entire right leg stuck in crib slats.
3)  Oh, and the left leg, too.
4)  Attempt to scoot forward some more, only manage to push self further back.
5)  Wiggle legs a lot, discover nothing but air to push off of.

6)  Hmmm...

7)  Call for help.  "Hey!  I'm in distress over here!"

8)  Oh good, help is coming.  Wait, did she walk all the way over here just to take a picture?

9)  Give up in utter defeat.